Maryna. 19. Hilarious.
I used to be SpeedMeUpOrSlowMe.
2 Chainz? No. Quite a Few Chainz.

butttom:

drake tryna get up from the chair after nicki leaves

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perks-of-being-chinese:

allzacknoh:

perks-of-being-chinese:

domdadonwon:

jujusodope:

These pancakes are so perfect they are unnatural, unsettling and disturbing.

These pancakes are so perfect i want to eat them right now.

im gonna fuck the pancakes

please don’t fuck the pancakes

IM GONNA FUCK THE PANCAKES

perks-of-being-chinese:

allzacknoh:

perks-of-being-chinese:

domdadonwon:

jujusodope:

These pancakes are so perfect they are unnatural, unsettling and disturbing.

These pancakes are so perfect i want to eat them right now.

im gonna fuck the pancakes

please don’t fuck the pancakes

IM GONNA FUCK THE PANCAKES

(Source: pechanko)

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Karen Gillan-Guardians of the galaxy behind the scenes

(Source: karengillanlover)

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jesusthelastairbender:

mom….gay….

i’m dad 

Aug 29th at 10AM / via: beyoncevevo / op: jesusthelastairbender / reblog / 260,025 notes

dulect:

" I think we’ll skip on the pizza tonight and have a home cooked meal"

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isimonito:

prozdvoices:

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I don’t do a particularly good impression of either character, but OH WELL, DID IT ANYWAY.

This is so beautiful there is not a day I will not reblog this

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awwww-cute:

He didn’t like being barricaded in the office on a Saturday

View in High Quality →

awwww-cute:

He didn’t like being barricaded in the office on a Saturday

Aug 29th at 9AM / via: 10knotes / op: awwww-cute / reblog / 13,042 notes

keep-calm-stay-healthy:

This woman has a lot of good shit to say.

(Source: cyndanyquil)

Aug 29th at 9AM / via: robert-donut-junior / op: cyndanyquil / reblog / 117,363 notes

“Just because someone desires you, it does not mean that they value you.


Read it over.

Again.

Let those words resonate in your mind.”

Nayyirah Waheed (via lavishyouth)

(Source: reina-negrita)

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(Source: fagmobs)

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zubat:

jailor:

Telling me, a trans male, that you dated has no physical chemistry with you made me kind of :/ especially when you can’t explain to me what physical chemistry is :// and then proceeding to tell me, still trans male, you felt AWKWARD hooking up with me :/ and then outing me to your twitter and friends as if I gave you the consent to make the tweet :/// sad

FYI that girl was friends with my ex boyfriend and when I tried to speak about how my ex sexually assaulted me in my sleep during our relationship shortly after he and I broke up, she reblogged my posts to tell everyone that I was lying about my assault because I was just being vindictive and bitter that he broke up with me and proceeded to tell me that I “consented but just didn’t remember and that’s not illegal.”

I’ve been telling people that she’s trash! For months! So here’s more proof that she’s absolute trash!

Aug 29th at 9AM / via: organmeat / op: jailor / reblog / 4,462 notes

(Source: bricesander)

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(Source: maybehonestly)

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